Nudist club membership doesn't stop citation for nude sunbathing
Membership does not always have its privileges.
A suburban Green Bay man told police he belonged to a nudist club - but he still got a ticket this week for sunbathing in the buff.
Somebody complained to the Brown County sheriff's department when the 63-year-old man sat nude in a lawn chair, while reading a newspaper in the village of Howard.
He told officers he was just trying to get a tan on a warm Wednesday afternoon.
But he got red instead of tan when he was cited for disorderly conduct - and was warned never to go naked in public again.